Santa: Have you kids been good this year?
Winnie: Jiggs pooped in the house…
Jiggs: and Winnie ate caca and got sick…
Santa: You guys should not be telling on each other. How about saying something Nice?
Winnie: Jiggs is a Good Boy and a very sweet boyfriend.
Jiggs: Winnie is a Good Girl and sometimes lets me have the big bed.
Santa: Ok, that’s better… Merry Christmas kids!
