Santa: Have you kids been good this year?
Winnie: Oh Yes Santa – we have been so good!
Santa: You know that Santa sees everything, right?
Winnie: Uh-huh.
Jiggs: Um, you better tell Santa about that time at the vet…
Winnie: HUSH Jiggs!
Jiggs: Ok Win-Win…
Winnie: Yea Jiggs, tell Santa about when you were naughty…
Jiggs: HUSH Winnie!
Santa: So what do you kids want for Christmas?
Winnie: Bully sticks! Cookies!
Jiggs: Flirt pole! Bully sticks!
Santa: And what else?
Winnie: That all the homeless doggies and kitties find Forever Homes.
Jiggs: Yea, I want that too… more than anything else. And no more cruelty to helpless creatures…ever.
